Take a break and laugh!
Here's two to share with you and lighten up your day!
In fact, I might also add to this list "MENace" and "MENdacity" (or the tendency to be untruthful). Hubby's huffy comment, "Just like a woman, always blaming the man!", and in order for peace to reign in our little household, I shall try to hold back my laughter on that one.
This is one insult to be used only on really special occasions, and before you let go, make sure the other guy is truly "abusing that privilege" or he might just bash your head with a fry-pan!
Have a good day!